Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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