their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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