Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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