i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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