she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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