I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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