omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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