i think my tv is drunk
we're chasing vodka with high fives
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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