it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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