we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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