I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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