fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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