can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
