Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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