1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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