I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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