I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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