I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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