how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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