u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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