does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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