I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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