At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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