i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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