That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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