it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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