walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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