I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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