Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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