How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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