Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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