too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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