i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We need to get me chipped asap
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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