plz talk dirty to me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
