My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
