I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
They took my balls.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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