It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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