Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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