I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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