That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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