shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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