He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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