But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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