like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
tell me about the fingering
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
