I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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