i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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