I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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