I want to make a zoo with you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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