do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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