using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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