Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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