that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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