brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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