There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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