at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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