Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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